Okay, so maybe we’re not friends for realsy but, I would like to ask:
Will you be my internet friend?
See- I’ve been admiring your work for some time. I really like your style. I’m digging your I-might-be-able-to-afford-food prices. I heart your social policies. I love your commitment to indie designers and regular customers.
The only trouble I see, is that I could spend all day, and my whole paycheck on you. You’re like the best kind of girl-friend that way. So I really really want to be your friend, but if you don’t feel the same way- I understand. I’ll just bask in your cast off lime light, and continue to gawk at ease as the popular girl who’s still nice to us under-the-staircase-geeks.
Call me! -Sarah Mae