I’m coming for you.
And by that, I mean, I will politely enter your store, sign away half my life, and come out with a shiny new phone, with your help. I would be a horrible horrible customer. I actually say please, thank you, and excuse me- even if a sales person is ignoring me (and subsequently their jobs), because I too worked retail.
But this kindly customer girl is in need of a new phone, and my upgrade came up like weeks ago. So now, I just need to drag Mom and Dad down there. Because my phone was old before you gave it to me, two years ago. Dad’s going to be annoyed at being in a retail establishment. Moms going to be annoyed with the cost of phone service in the modern world. Also, we’re going to get Mom her very first smart phone- so I’m sorry, but we may be the only customers you see that day because we take so long.
See you soon!